The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Mrs May’s number 1 fan
My hero of the day is Theresa May. Her genius has simply floored me! Here is a list of today’s heroic Theresa acts that made up my mind by lunchtime – way to go, Prime Minister! 3. Thanks to Theresa, I will still not have to pay my staff properly. Excellent. More celery and…
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Mrs May’s Magic Money Tree
Dear Mrs May, We have been shaking our Magic Money Tree as per your expert guidance. Something is not right because our 2017 yield appears to be roughly 8,200,000,000% and 150,000,000,000% lower than Her Maj’s and the DUP’s respectively: What are we doing wrong? Maybe we should water it with NHS nurse sweat? Or the…
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Mrs May’s tight spot
Dr Katrijn’s office, how may I help? … Mrs May, please hold. I’ll see if the doctor is available. … Dr Katrijn speaking. Mrs May? … Mrs May, please slow down, I can’t make out a thing you are saying. Take a deep breath. … Yes, you seem to have manoeuvred yourself into a bit…
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In loving defiance
the only answer is love and loving defiance. we don’t answer hate with hate. it stops here. it won’t go anywhere. terrorism, ruling with terror in our hearts is unsustainable. we will celebrate our lost ones and honour them by living well and remembering them, taking them with us in everything we do. in the end,…
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Mrs May feels dishevelled
Dr Katrijn’s office. … Mrs May, you are late for your session. … I see. Yes. … First of all, Mrs May, is this a secure line? Because leaks lead to fake news as you well know. So before we proceed… … Well if you are confident of that working, I have no problem talking to…
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Goodbye, dear Latte
Master Zenbun Latte, husband of Frappe and spiritual guide of the Greater London area has died at the weekend after enduring a short illness. Latte, whose age was shrouded in mystery as befitted his station as Celestial Lagomorph Zen Master of the 19th generation, lived a fulfilling life of contemplation and munching. Latte’s favourite pass time was…
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You can stick your travel ban…
We decided to join travel ban protesters at JFK and ordered an Uber.
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I bring zen
Please adopt me! If you do, I will bring good chi/kudos/mojo* and especially eternal bunny love to you and your family. Maybe your neighbours too. Definitely to your garden, although I am too laid back to dig these days. I would just look very, very good in it. I like sunning myself, and peeking out…
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Recruiting new staff: Latte and Frappe
After several weeks of deliberation, coaching sessions, board meetings and Twitter polling, we have come to the difficult decision to sack our official waiter and waitress. We do not wish to go into specifics but as a precautionary tale to other staff we can share here that snorgle quantity has been an influence in this decision. So. We…
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The year the music stopped
According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy and the rest of the time we were heartbroken about things. It has truly been the year when the music stopped. Everybody can rattle off names of famous people who didn’t get to see all…
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