The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Leaked images reveal new James Bond – and more
From our entertainment correspondent The mood was morose when I visited the set of the upcoming James Bond movie 007, Quota of Cecals. In a move worthy of the franchise, I had had to sign a NDA agreement barring me from divulging the location of the set, before being blindfolded and bundled into a waiting…
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Book bleps
Maximus and Livia share their favourite book bleps
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Optical perception of ultrafast structural disappointment in a healthy treat
The disappointment reaction of a treat-starved lagomorph occurs on the ultrafast timescale. The structural disappointment that results from femtosecond optical excitation has contributions from vibrational and psychic processes and from reaction dynamics that involve the crossing over clearly negotiated boundaries with their hoomin staff regarding the dispensing of treats. Hypothesis The creation and progression of…
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The trouble with social media trends
Social media is a load of poo. As everbun knows, hoomins are herd animals. They go on about how they are predators, what with having eyes on the front of their thick skulls and such, but really, they do not like having to look after themselves on their lonesomes. How do we know this? Decades…
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How it is done
how we fluff things up: a masterclass
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Benignly fluffy and proud about it
Our mission: to fluff up your day with ruthless affection
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Tips for keeping the hoomin home
So we successfully started a pandemic back in 2019/20 with a view to getting more quality time at home with the hooms. It’s fair to say that campaign exceeded out wildest dreams, with lockdowns and restrictions delivering the goods and then some in the snorgle/treat stakes. Lockdown = happy bunnehs. There are reports of hoomins…
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Sloppy times
Gah. Is there any point in making an effort these days? Look at all those hoomins with their working from home wardrobes made of wearable blankets, fuzzy slippers and elasticated waists. We all know they’re just lazy. Anything they can do, we can do better. Just sayin’.
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Bespoke Food Waste Services
Bunnington Post Bespoke Food Waste Consultancy, no job too big. Dial nine-bun-bun for a many strings attached consultation. Is your compost bin bursting at the seams? We have all been there: deciding what to do with those pesky carrot tops, orphan ends of broccoli, discarded cauliflower leaves and of course, that kale you meant to…
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Under siege
Putin invades, and Ukraine responds: Kiss. My. Ass.
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