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  1. Where are you guys from? Sometimes I read the accent a bit Ray Winstone-esque East end gangster. Other times I think it sounds a bit Cornish pirate. I need to know so I can imagine the voices properly when I read!

    FYI, our bunny boy Buttons was born in Daganham, but now lives near leafy Hertford. He still thinks he is a tough streetwise bunneh though, hanging wiv his dag’nam crew.

    Lisa xx


    1. Haas is currently writing his tell-all autobiography so will keep things under wraps for a bit longer, however, he’ll lift the lid on his ancestry on these pages in the near future. Stay tuned!


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