My hero of the day is Theresa May. Her genius has simply floored me! Here is a list of today’s heroic Theresa acts that made up my mind by lunchtime – way to go, Prime Minister!
3. Thanks to Theresa, I will still not have to pay my staff properly. Excellent. More celery and kale for me
2. I am really looking forward to President
Ivanka Donald Trump’s visit in 2018. Just what we need, a healthy dose of empty special relationship propaganda to distract us from tedious stuff like inequality, public sector pay and the recoiling UK economy. We need a distraction from domestic politics which are frankly getting tedious. Trump state visits are the new bread and games peeps
and here is my personal favourite:
1. Theresa May, Remainer turned Brexiteer extraordinaire, has an ideas box for Brexit in case anyone wants to pop by and slip her a note.
Quelle leadership! Bravo et encore, Mme May!
Now, can we have a Mexican wave for Theresa?