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The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • Microlamb, the intrepid reporter

    Our international campaign to bring human waiting staff up to a globally recognised standard has received a boost with the arrival of Microlamb this week. Microlamb deployed the very useful tactic of being an Invisible Twin and being born unexpectedly – the ultimate mystery shopping device. Barely had she downed her first bottle of milk,…

  • Flopsy: My Conclave

    Lagomorph Cardinal Flopsy reveals all that went on behind the closed doors of the papal conclave 11 Feb Aaargh. Who moved my parsnip? 11 Feb [later] Oh. 12 Feb I cannot find my cardinal’s hat? Where is my cardinal’s hat. Tia. TIA! What do you know about my cardinal’s hat missing? Oh. So not good.…

  • This much I know: Flopsy

    Carpets are a good thing. They lend the mansion that cosy feel, especially after bunstruction. A waitress is for life, not just for Easter is what I say. Waitress training is a long and arduous process, but rewarding in the end. You can’t put a price on getting served your favourite brekkers on the dot…

  • Don’t look now…

    Pssst, Haas, don’t look now… Is that her? Is she coming? Don’t make eye contact. I’m not speaking to her. Look away! Yes, so I have this knot in my mane, right between my ears, and it’s all her fault, see, she should have brushed it when I had some hay stuck in it and…

  • Bouffe the Undead

    What do you mean, R.I.P. Bouffe. Chillax.

  • How to Train Your Waitress, part I

    Brought to you by BAFFLED Labs Founder and CEO, Bouffe Welcome to my new educational workshop for lagomorphs, How To Train Your Waitress. For our first workshop we will be exploring techniques and the importance of your waitress/waiter understanding reciprocity. Most waiters and waitresses will fairly quickly learn the basics of stroking direction and appropriate…

  • Dear Editor: My Valentines

    Dear Bouffe, Haas and Katrijn! All day I have been marvelling at the antics of waiting staff everywhere, who seem to be in a cheesy state of excitement over what they refer to as ‘Valentine’s Day’. Amusing behaviours include buying non-edible flowers, fretting over appearances and sending instead of chewing and tossing postcards. It has…

  • When Bink met Delores

    Today is not only the anniversary of the very first edition of The Bunnington Post, it is also when Bink met Delores. In an emotional tribute to our sadly departed founding editors the Bunnington Post brings you exclusive, never before seen footage of the very first time Bink met Delores… and made her the queen…

  • It was fun… for about 30 minutes

    Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost iFone but da bein’ cleva ladybun she is Katrijn go’ me a black one fer may burfday an’ Ah ‘aven” los’ i’ since in da snow. She go’ da PhD fer a reason, did mah…

  • A snow binky

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