Category: Brexit
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The Have Cake, Eat Cake trope returns
It has been an interesting week and I have been a busy bun. First there was the usual Brexit nonsense that I am too bored to deal with anymore, but hey, it pays the bills because wow, how many patients have I acquired in the Palace of Westminster in the last 2,5 years? It pays…
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For shame, Mrs May
How do I disapprove of thee? Let me count the ways. 1 Foolhardiness in the face of criminal evidence It’s “The Will Of The People”, people! 2 Not listening across the divide Because “The People Have Spoken.” 3 Refusing a second referendum on the deal
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How I got 700,000 disapprovers to march
So I have a lot of friends, and a useful proportion of them decided to make some signs, get their flags out and descend on London to march towards the Houses of Parliament to explain my thoughts on Brexit to the world. Aren’t they the cutest? There were a few who quoted hair appointments (totally…
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The flexible concept of Kale O’Clock
Right. The lavish 4am brekkers service yesterday was surprising but welcome, even if a little on the early side, and Haas was still in his boudoir enjoying his early morning nap. Still, we demolish kale at any time of day, so in we tucked. By 10am we became suspicious that the post brekkers snack was…
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‘ave cake, ea’ cake
Haas the rabbit is aghast when he realises Brexit will adversely impact the availability of his favourite celery and decides to do something about it
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29 March 2019: we predict a riot
Therapist Dr Katrijn PhD gives Theresa May a piece of her mind on citizen’s rights post Brexit
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Lagomorph Brexit Manifesto
Buns against Brexit: Haas and Katrijn set out their manifesto
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Mrs May’s number 1 fan
My hero of the day is Theresa May. Her genius has simply floored me! Here is a list of today’s heroic Theresa acts that made up my mind by lunchtime – way to go, Prime Minister! 3. Thanks to Theresa, I will still not have to pay my staff properly. Excellent. More celery and…
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Mrs May’s tight spot
Dr Katrijn’s office, how may I help? … Mrs May, please hold. I’ll see if the doctor is available. … Dr Katrijn speaking. Mrs May? … Mrs May, please slow down, I can’t make out a thing you are saying. Take a deep breath. … Yes, you seem to have manoeuvred yourself into a bit…
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Mrs May feels dishevelled
Dr Katrijn’s office. … Mrs May, you are late for your session. … I see. Yes. … First of all, Mrs May, is this a secure line? Because leaks lead to fake news as you well know. So before we proceed… … Well if you are confident of that working, I have no problem talking to…
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