How do I disapprove of thee? Let me count the ways.
1 Foolhardiness in the face of criminal evidence
It’s “The Will Of The People”, people!
2 Not listening across the divide
Because “The People Have Spoken.”
3 Refusing a second referendum on the deal
Because “The People Have Spoken.” Stuck on repeat, are we?
4 Listening to party interests only
Under the guise of “Respecting The Democratic Process” of course
5 Only realising at the 11th hour what an almighty mess you have created
“Honest guv, I was only executing the Will Of The People!”
6 Being a national embarrassment
Breakfast with Mark Rutte? Lunch with Angela Merkel? Dinner with Donald Tusk and Jean-Claude Junker? Oh please, nobody likes desperation. Know when to throw in the towel.
7 Tolerating Boris et al for so long
You cannot possibly claim that was “The Will Of The People”…
8 One for Delores: those necklaces
Darling, do yourself a favour and ditch those hideous things, they do nothing for you. We all know you’re a woman in chains. No need to rub it in…
Those chains? Not yearly long or strong enough to chain her legs, hands and arms up.