Tag: Katrijn
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The Last Will and Testament of Katrijn
‘I am Katrijn, born 12th April 2008, and this is my last Will and Testament.’ ‘I hereby declare all others as fake as Donald Trump’s tan and claims of Boris Johnson’s intelligence.’ Snort… What the hell? If you insist… ‘I hereby declare that I am of legal age – duh! – and sound mind, so…
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Obituary: Katrijn
Trailblazing Professor Katrijn treated many politically preposterous politicians during her long life.
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Why I am permanently miffed about Brexit
You will know me as the miffed miffy of Twitter on the topic of Brexit. My wisdom on the topic is often sought and not just by my unfortunate patients. I’m feeling generous today, so here are just 10 of the reasons I have had my miff on permanently since 24th June 2016: 1.…
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Dr Katrijn will see you now
My dear friends, It has been a crazy summer so far and I have missed you all. You can probably imagine how busy it has been, what with hopeless mental patients such as David, Boris and Theresa on my books, and now the diplomatic-marital crisis of Jeremy H to treat. I have also had an…
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Hail, Romans
As the waiter grrrrrmbled this morning while serving brekkers, on a day like this it is not difficult to see why the Romans quit Britain in disgust.
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Gender confusion
Katrijn. Yes, dear Haas? Do you think it is confusing for our fanbase if we stick two ears up at traditional gender roles and sit in whatever hay box we like? Haas my dear… …we lagomorphs are positively famous for confusing humans when it comes to gender. It’s why we are so admirably successful as a species!
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By George! The paps are busy peeps…
I have to say, Haas, I feel for that little Prince George. Not only does he have a mother who does eyeliner like it’s the 1980s (I blame her air hostess mother), he has the paparazzi affliction almost as bad as we do. Monday 8.03am: first pap of the day Good grief, they have alarm…
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Rumours of a Bexit are exaggerated
Mes amis! No, the Bunnington Post isn’t quitting subversive journalism. In fact, me and my friends Haas and Katrijn have been under the impression our waitress was busy publishing our news when she wasn’t. Needless to say we have been horrified to have been misled so, and she is on her final warning. She is…
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Katrijn versus the storm
ring-ring… ring-ring… Man’s voice Storms-R-Us, this is your friendly local Weather God speaking, my name is Bob Thunder, how may I help you today? Katrijn Bob. Bob Katrijn, is that you? Katrijn Bob. Bob Katrijn, please speak up, there is a lot of background noise. Katrijn BOB. I have a category 3 thunderstorm here that…
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It was fun… for about 30 minutes
Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost iFone but da bein’ cleva ladybun she is Katrijn go’ me a black one fer may burfday an’ Ah ‘aven” los’ i’ since in da snow. She go’ da PhD fer a reason, did mah…
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