Obituary: Haas

Haas, Bunstructioneer extraordinaire best known for his tunnelling prowess and astute political commentary, died suddenly at the age of 11 … More

Gender confusion

Katrijn. Yes, dear Haas? Do you think it is confusing for our fanbase if we stick two ears up at … More

I have to say, Haas, I feel for that little Prince George. Not only does he have a mother who … More

++++++Breaking news++++++ While on his summer dig, Haas has made a major archaeological discovery, thought to date back to prehistoric … More

Mes amis! No, the Bunnington Post isn’t quitting subversive journalism. In fact, me and my friends Haas and Katrijn have … More

Dave, ma’e. If Gorby texts ter say a new Col’ War is on da books, take da man seersly, yeah. … More

ORRITE, Puters? […] Yeah, Ahll ‘ave ter keep i’ shor’ Vlad, on accoun’ of da wife no’ likin’ me talkin’ … More

ORRITE? So. Mah wife Katrijn an’ Ah ‘ave been busy mowin’ da lawn at da manshiun fer da las’ two … More

Wot? Yeah, so, Sunday is abaht sleepin’ in, orrite?! Mah wife Katrijn likes ter ‘ave a li”le lie-in hersel’. Nuffink … More

Haas. Snarf, mah pe’al? That’s your Skype ringing. Hm? Oh bollocks. It’s ‘im. Da Impaler Better answer that. His heavies … More