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The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • Ho, Sarko!

    [see below for translation – ed.] Oueh…. Qui ça? … Mais qui est à l’appareil?! … Hein? Quel Nicolas? Connais pas du Nicolas. … … Arrête, Nicolas. Vas-y, tais-toi. Ne pleure pas. Tu es M. le Président. Ça n’ira pas. … Les élections. … Qui, je t’ai vu à la télé. Pire encore, je t’ai…

  • Haas requests summer

    Orrite. ’nuff of da rain ‘n cold ‘n winds ORRITE, mah K’trijn doesn’ like wot it does ter her mane, and pers’nally, Ahm ready fer sum summer activerty, yeah. Bi’ o’ diggin’ wivaht da permafros’ ‘n mud, da odd ray ter warm me bones, an’ a bi’ of da green stuff growin’ beneef me footsies…

  • Dear Editor: Llandruidion

    Dear amigos Bunnington Post! I am Boo. Last week your waiting staff, I guarded them. Staying on my farm they were! Guard my druid farm do I, consequently guard your staff I did. I am Alpaca! I say ni! at those who pass. Is part of guarding farm to say ni! Alpaca of Ni. However,…

  • We’re back!

    Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous week in our very exclusive spa resort for some well-earned treats and treatments. So relaxed was I after a week for top-notch brekkers and dinners, daily massages and above all, a break from the paps…

  • Basket case

    Try basket. Jump in basket. Get stuck in basket. Chew basket. Get tipped out by waitress. Snarf

  • Sanctions

    Jump on sofa. Waitress chases me off. Shake tail. Look smart. Jump on sofa. Waitress chases me off. Binky onto floor. Wait a little. … Jump on sofa. Waitress is on to me. Hop down. Study waitress. Looks alert. Have a snooze under chair for half an hour. Try again. Jump on sofa. Waitress chases…

  • Exposed: Hay Scandal

    Appalling hay service. I like hay. I want my hay served to me where I am. On the sofa. On the door mat. Under the vegetable dispenser [the fridge – ed.]. On the antique blue chair. Under the table. On my roof. Not just in the hay rack in my home. Help myself I will.

  • Haas attempts escape

  • Haas finds his iPhone

    So, Ahm in da garden wif da wife yeah, and Ahm finking, dis is jus’ like last win’er wehn Ah lost me iFone, rite. An’ Ahm finkin’, wot if Ah woz ter fin’ mah iFone cos of da snow, cos it really bugs me rite dat Ah’ve spen’ all summer tryin’ ter fin’ i’ agin.…

  • Hard at work

    Dearest Delores, You poor thing! We wrote immediately when we read about the dreadful Lanvin disaster yesterday. How we share your plight! Doesn’t it strike you how waitresses seem increasingly helpless when it comes to doing their jobs? Ours is currently so clueless that we have started to come to the office with her just…

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