Sanctions

Jump on sofa.

Waitress chases me off.

Shake tail. Look smart.

Jump on sofa.

Waitress chases me off.

Binky onto floor.

Wait a little.

Jump on sofa.

Waitress is on to me.

Hop down. Study waitress. Looks alert.

Have a snooze under chair for half an hour.

Try again. Jump on sofa.

Waitress chases me off.

Jump on floor. Sit on roof. Wait for waiter to come home.

Waiter home. I get cuddles.

Jump on sofa.

Waiter chases me off.

Sit on the floor looking clever.

Jump on sofa. Waiter not fast enough. Dig in sofa.

Waiter swoops me up. Compulsory cuddle session.

Snarf!

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