The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Poll: why does Bouffe have a headtilt?
Answers in the comments below for a chance to win a bag of Bunnington Post fertiliser! Why does Bouffe have a headtilt? Was it: A bungineering accident A bungled Putin assassination The latest fashion, daaaahling Something else, to be precise:…
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By George! The paps are busy peeps…
I have to say, Haas, I feel for that little Prince George. Not only does he have a mother who does eyeliner like it’s the 1980s (I blame her air hostess mother), he has the paparazzi affliction almost as bad as we do. Monday 8.03am: first pap of the day Good grief, they have alarm…
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Miller Mayday!
Dear Editors, Please send help. I have today undergone the ultimate humuliation: waking up with the Brazilian of Shame and the discovery that an essential part of me (times two) has been surgically removed while I was snoozing. How am I ever going to get a girlfriend when I can no longer impress her? This…
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Not fazed. Nope
I’ll take your Hoover and raise you three sticky cecotropes trod into your short shag rug and left overnight.
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C’est moi, Tati!
Dear Bunnington Post! Je suis your newest fan. I am Tati! I live here: When I was six weeks old I decided to live by myself in a ditch. Then a lady came and she made nice noises. She picked me up – zut alors! – and she smelled really nice, so she was allowed…
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Haas makes major archaeological discovery
++++++Breaking news++++++ While on his summer dig, Haas has made a major archaeological discovery, thought to date back to prehistoric times. We have an unconfirmed report that police have cordoned off the area to protect the site from paparazzi and tourists while a team from the Ashmolean Museum carries out a forensic excavation. Katrijn was…
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Rabbitting on with a headtilt
It has been nearly eighteen months since Bouffe acquired a headtilt. After the initial upset and steep learning curve we all adjusted within weeks to the new way of seeing things – at an angle. Bouffe is doing just fine and is rabbitting on with joy, perhaps because he has more privileges than before! Freerange…
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Goodbye, dear Flopsy
Cardinal Flopsy, close confidant of Pope Francis and driving force behind the recent papal encyclical on climate change, has died after a short illness. Flopsy, who was also a well-known lagomorph bungineer specialising in earthworks, had been mourning the loss of his two wives, Tia and Mitzi since last year. Although according to his waitress he…
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Praise be the Original Bun!
Guest editor Expresso explains the role of The Original Bun in waitress training While I and my dear friend Latte languish in bunny boarding as a result of my entire waitstaff – all two of them! at the same time! – going off on a round-the-world trip, I ponder what went wrong in their training.…
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Rumours of a Bexit are exaggerated
Mes amis! No, the Bunnington Post isn’t quitting subversive journalism. In fact, me and my friends Haas and Katrijn have been under the impression our waitress was busy publishing our news when she wasn’t. Needless to say we have been horrified to have been misled so, and she is on her final warning. She is…
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