Dear Bunnington Post!
Je suis your newest fan. I am Tati! I live here:
When I was six weeks old I decided to live by myself in a ditch.
Then a lady came and she made nice noises. She picked me up – zut alors! – and she smelled really nice, so she was allowed to cuddle me.
We also sat sit in a chair and I was very sleepy.
This is my sheep.
When I grow up I want to be like Haas and dig tunnels. Maybe a new tunnel to England because the one we have isn’t big enough for all the people that want to go in it.
I also have a pot like Haas.
My favourite Bunnington Post editor is Bouffe because he is French like me.
I am now going to eat a shoe