The Bunnington Post

Category: Tia and Mitzi

  • Goodbye, dear Flopsy

    Cardinal Flopsy, close confidant of Pope Francis and driving force behind the recent papal encyclical on climate change, has died after a short illness. Flopsy, who was also a well-known lagomorph bungineer specialising in earthworks, had been mourning the loss of his two wives, Tia and Mitzi since last year. Although according to his waitress he…

  • Goodbye, dear Tia

    Bunnington Post guest reporter Tia, who has tragically died while negotiating the release of canine hostages from a siege situation in an undisclosed location in Bicester, was a fearless campaigner for lagomorph rights. Born into a dynasty of jail breakers, Tia used her natural camouflage to smuggle the oppressed and persecuted out of dangerous situations.…

  • The leaves are winning

    Tia. Mitz? Are you getting the impression the leaves are gaining terrain here? Eek! They are… Get them, Agent Flopsy! Ladies, I’m going in…

  • Holiday, celebun style

    Tia. Flops. Hm? MitziBitzi…? I think I see one. See what? A pap. Behind the fence. Telelens. Just stepped on one of Haas’s perimeter defenses. Snarf! Even the Bunnington Post News Room can be infiltrated it seems…

  • Flopsy: My Conclave

    Lagomorph Cardinal Flopsy reveals all that went on behind the closed doors of the papal conclave 11 Feb Aaargh. Who moved my parsnip? 11 Feb [later] Oh. 12 Feb I cannot find my cardinal’s hat? Where is my cardinal’s hat. Tia. TIA! What do you know about my cardinal’s hat missing? Oh. So not good.…

  • Dear Editor: My Valentines

    Dear Bouffe, Haas and Katrijn! All day I have been marvelling at the antics of waiting staff everywhere, who seem to be in a cheesy state of excitement over what they refer to as ‘Valentine’s Day’. Amusing behaviours include buying non-edible flowers, fretting over appearances and sending instead of chewing and tossing postcards. It has…

  • It was fun… for about 30 minutes

    Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost iFone but da bein’ cleva ladybun she is Katrijn go’ me a black one fer may burfday an’ Ah ‘aven” los’ i’ since in da snow. She go’ da PhD fer a reason, did mah…

  • Claim your free month before midnight!

    Indeed, it is not too late, order before midnight* and you can still get your hands on your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 Calendar and get January 2014 – completely free! Be the envy of your friends and family and get your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar now!…

  • The Christmas TMF Treat

    Phoar, K’trijn, look a’ dat! Is da annual Tia-Mitzi-Flopsy Chrimbo treat, feast yer lovely eyes on dat! Shame abaht dem veg spoilin’ mah view Ah’ll ‘ave a Chrimbo tree trea’, yum… fanks Flops! Oooh, are those peanuts? Peanut oil does wonders for my mane. Strengthens the follicles so it stands up to wind better! How…

  • Out now: the official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar!

    Yes indeed and truly bang on time for the unveiling of the New Year, we present to you with pride and pleasure: The Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar! Packed with beautiful pictures of your intrepid lagomorph reporters, this calendar has been designed to help you organise your life. With this exclusive, limited edition calendar you…