The Bunnington Post

Category: Katrijn

  • Mitt Skype Haas

    Yeah. Haas ‘ere. ‘ello. Pron’o! Moshi moshi! … ? Oi! Speak up willya, can’ ‘ear a fink like dis. … Mi’ mah ma’e. … Nah, is a figgere of speach orrite, Ahm not yer ma’e, so don’ get carried away ova a bi’ o’ ‘ybrid Pira’es o’ Penzance/Cockney Rhymin’ Slang … Is blowin’ a gale…

  • World Animal Day 2012

    Eh bien! What I see here? It is waitress bearing a present from my dear friends Haas and Katrijn! It is a special day today after all. Celebrations all around! Oooh, it is a chew toy! Very useful things. Must remind myself to pick up and bang against cage repeatedly at 3am to attract attention…

  • Starvation

    Haas, I am most vexed. This is very upsetting! Look at what that waitress has done to our beautiful mansion! Before: With lush grass to nibble on and frolick in… And now… …and our pitiful grass: How will we live, Haas? She has cut the grass! She has trimmed the lavender bushes! She has pulled…

  • Thank you

    From our editor Katrijn additional reporting by Haas and Bouffe Dear friends, Thank you all very much for your kind messages. They have cheered us up enormously while we are dealing with the terrible sadness and the Delores-shaped hole which so suddenly appeared in our newsroom and mansion. The hutch next door is empty and…

  • Grumpy breakfast

    Orrite. Wot ‘ave we ‘ere? Looks a bi’ rude, innit? It’s a presen’ from dear frien’s Tia, Mitzi ‘n Flopsy! Nice one, matey! Demolish. ‘trijn me pe’al, come on up ‘n see wot we’ve go’, i’s a rite ole laff ‘n tas’y ter boo’! Whoa ‘trijn me swee’, no need ter ge’ all persessive ova…

  • Carrot Appreciation Day 2012

    Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…

  • The Easter Egg Project

    Haas. Haas… Haas! I think the waitress has twigged that we’re busy hiding eggs… Oops.

  • We’re back!

    Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous week in our very exclusive spa resort for some well-earned treats and treatments. So relaxed was I after a week for top-notch brekkers and dinners, daily massages and above all, a break from the paps…

  • A day out

    Mah ‘trijn needed ter ‘ave a lickle cuollity ahtside time yeah, bein’ traumertised by da vet sayin’ she put on a whole pahnd since last July. 4.45kg he said; neva, mah K’trijn said, an’ perceeded ter fluff up ‘er mane in an effor’ ter intermidate da quack. ‘e jus’ grabbed a needle an’ perceeded ter…

  • A disastrous week

    Dearest darlings! Apologies for the radio silence since last week’s confirmation of Bouffe’s health and disposition. It has been a traumatic few days for us all, but you’ll be pleased to hear we are all alive and well. Saturday: Katrijn was forced to endure blustery winds while playing in the country mansion. The resulting outcome…