Haas, I am most vexed. This is very upsetting! Look at what that waitress has done to our beautiful mansion!
Before:
With lush grass to nibble on and frolick in…
And now…
…and our pitiful grass:
How will we live, Haas? She has cut the grass! She has trimmed the lavender bushes! She has pulled out weeds!
WE ARE GOING TO STARVE THIS WINTER
The Bunnington Post 
Noooo…how could she? Neville and Holly are plotting to send some of our grass and bramble leaves (the thornless variety) to you, you won’t need to starve this winter 🙂
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Katrijn: THANK YOU!! If we survive the coming winter it will be thanks to our dear Cousin Neville and his beloved Holly! I will never forget this…
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