Mitt Skype Haas

Yeah. Haas ‘ere. ‘ello. Pron’o! Moshi moshi! … ? Oi! Speak up willya, can’ ‘ear a fink like dis.

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Mi’ mah ma’e.

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Nah, is a figgere of speach orrite, Ahm not yer ma’e, so don’ get carried away ova a bi’ o’ ‘ybrid Pira’es o’ Penzance/Cockney Rhymin’ Slang

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Is blowin’ a gale over dere you say?

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Messin’ wif yer ‘air. Innerferin’ wif yer pressedenhiul elleshiun campaign.

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Mah Katrijn finks i”s nuffink ter do wif da win’. Is da Berlusconi hair wot is da problem, geddit? Or pollissy…

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Yea she got technique orrite. Styles me fluff each mornin’ fer me, mah Katrijn does…

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Orrite. ‘ere’s a tutorial, if ya stop callin’ me ‘mate’.

Step 1

Get yer wife ter groom yer top.

Step 2

Repea’ Step 1

Step 3

Repea’ Step 2

Step 4

Repea’ step 3

[blip] ‘ang on. Pic downloadin’

Dat yer wife? ‘s OK. Each ter ‘is own, eh?