Category: Katrijn
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29 March 2019: we predict a riot
Therapist Dr Katrijn PhD gives Theresa May a piece of her mind on citizen’s rights post Brexit
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Lagomorph Brexit Manifesto
Buns against Brexit: Haas and Katrijn set out their manifesto
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Unsackalicious
Theresa May calls Professor Katrijn for support and guidance on sacking Teflon Tories
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Mrs May’s tight spot
Dr Katrijn’s office, how may I help? … Mrs May, please hold. I’ll see if the doctor is available. … Dr Katrijn speaking. Mrs May? … Mrs May, please slow down, I can’t make out a thing you are saying. Take a deep breath. … Yes, you seem to have manoeuvred yourself into a bit…
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Mrs May feels dishevelled
Dr Katrijn’s office. … Mrs May, you are late for your session. … I see. Yes. … First of all, Mrs May, is this a secure line? Because leaks lead to fake news as you well know. So before we proceed… … Well if you are confident of that working, I have no problem talking to…
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The year the music stopped
According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy and the rest of the time we were heartbroken about things. It has truly been the year when the music stopped. Everybody can rattle off names of famous people who didn’t get to see all…
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Scandal! Betrayal! Infidelity!
A shocking discovery was made when innocently flicking through holiday snaps taken by our staff. Waiter was photographed while snorgling a long-tailed, short-eared wabbit. Furthermore, waitress was seen fraternising with a dog who was not @pawsatthekerb Fletcher. Her feeble excuse? “She followed me around and she was really friendly and happy to see me every day”.…
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A word of warning
So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. Although we had the benefit and pleasure of bossing around Frappe and Latte’s staff for near on two weeks, it is the principle that matters. One does not abandon a lagomorph without due consideration for…
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Letter to 2016
Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to, giving terrorists a platform, allowing despots to rule, letting refugees drown in droves, closing borders and fuelling hate? The stuff you have been dreaming up belongs in the sphere of fantasy, in movie scripts and…
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The fur is flying
Look how I resemble David Cameron’s cabinet. The fur is flying, the teeth and claws are out. Discarded secretaries of state and junior ministers fluff everywhere and a selection of Michael Goves and George Osbornes wet, smelly pieces of shit, trodden into the carpet. I confess, I do love a bit of political drama. Hark! Who darkens my door? Is…
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