Mrs May’s tight spot

Dr Katrijn’s office, how may I help? … Mrs May, please hold. I’ll see if the doctor is available. … … More

Mrs May feels dishevelled

Dr Katrijn’s office. … Mrs May, you are late for your session. … I see. Yes. … First of all, … More

According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy … More

A shocking discovery was made when innocently flicking through holiday snaps taken by our staff. Waiter was photographed while snorgling … More

So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. … More

Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to, … More

Look how I resemble David Cameron’s cabinet. The fur is flying, the teeth and claws are out. Discarded secretaries of state and … More

Katrijn mah pe’al. Yes, Haas? Ah finks da Brexi’ Paranoia medicashiun ahr waitress is takin’ is workin’, like. Really? How so? … More

Haas, why is brekkers late? Waitress has a Brexit hangover, pe’al. What, that new Olympic sport that Nigel Farage won … More

#1: Nothingness revels in authority. #2: A prodigous profile shakes beliefs widely held. #3: A token of gratitude stands upon … More