The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • World Animal Day 2012

    Eh bien! What I see here? It is waitress bearing a present from my dear friends Haas and Katrijn! It is a special day today after all. Celebrations all around! Oooh, it is a chew toy! Very useful things. Must remind myself to pick up and bang against cage repeatedly at 3am to attract attention…

  • Starvation

    Haas, I am most vexed. This is very upsetting! Look at what that waitress has done to our beautiful mansion! Before: With lush grass to nibble on and frolick in… And now… …and our pitiful grass: How will we live, Haas? She has cut the grass! She has trimmed the lavender bushes! She has pulled…

  • Thank you

    From our editor Katrijn additional reporting by Haas and Bouffe Dear friends, Thank you all very much for your kind messages. They have cheered us up enormously while we are dealing with the terrible sadness and the Delores-shaped hole which so suddenly appeared in our newsroom and mansion. The hutch next door is empty and…

  • Haas stars in new movie

    Exclusive Haas, the celebrity geezerbun of Bunnington Post fame has launched his movie career by taking the lead in an online movie which is hotly tipped to give blockbusters like Avatar and Titanic a run for their money in the box office stakes. The Bunnington Post can exclusively reveal that Haas has completed filming in…

  • Grumpy breakfast

    Orrite. Wot ‘ave we ‘ere? Looks a bi’ rude, innit? It’s a presen’ from dear frien’s Tia, Mitzi ‘n Flopsy! Nice one, matey! Demolish. ‘trijn me pe’al, come on up ‘n see wot we’ve go’, i’s a rite ole laff ‘n tas’y ter boo’! Whoa ‘trijn me swee’, no need ter ge’ all persessive ova…

  • Carrot Appreciation Day 2012

    Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…

  • The Easter Egg Project

    Haas. Haas… Haas! I think the waitress has twigged that we’re busy hiding eggs… Oops.

  • Haas requests summer

    Orrite. ’nuff of da rain ‘n cold ‘n winds ORRITE, mah K’trijn doesn’ like wot it does ter her mane, and pers’nally, Ahm ready fer sum summer activerty, yeah. Bi’ o’ diggin’ wivaht da permafros’ ‘n mud, da odd ray ter warm me bones, an’ a bi’ of da green stuff growin’ beneef me footsies…

  • We’re back!

    Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous week in our very exclusive spa resort for some well-earned treats and treatments. So relaxed was I after a week for top-notch brekkers and dinners, daily massages and above all, a break from the paps…

  • Haas attempts escape