Category: Democracy
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Shut it, Stanners
Professor Katrijn needs to have a rantlet today. Nothing full blown*, just a mini-rant, a little rantette if you will. The object of my ire isn’t really worth my time, but time is currently in plentiful supply Chez Bunnington Post so I am indulging myself. So: from the comfort of my shady perch in the…
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How I got 700,000 disapprovers to march
So I have a lot of friends, and a useful proportion of them decided to make some signs, get their flags out and descend on London to march towards the Houses of Parliament to explain my thoughts on Brexit to the world. Aren’t they the cutest? There were a few who quoted hair appointments (totally…
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Mrs May gives up
Good afternoon, Professor Katrijn’s Bunstructive-Developmental Clinic for the Democratically Deluded, Politically Preposterous and Celebritially Challenged, how may I direct your call? … I am afraid Dr Katrijn is in an emergency call with another client right now, may I ask her to ring you as soon as she is free? … I see- … Unfortunately I…
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Japanese spies
Oooh, what is this? Hmmm… Let’s have a look Clicketiclick et voilà. What have we here? Huh… Umm, it can’t be… Noooo…? Haas! Increased activity from Japan. Stats don’t lie – look, this is suspicious! Wot?? How? Where? Here – look. It’s coming from their synchrotron facility, see? Massive peak. Dangerous things those, I don’t…
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Unsackalicious
Theresa May calls Professor Katrijn for support and guidance on sacking Teflon Tories
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Yes, Mrs May
housin’ is an issue in da UK, ORRITE. wakey wakey Prime Minister! plen’y of peeps wifaht sui’erbel accommerdashiun in dis day an’ age, yeah. We don” all ge’ ter live in a manshiun like mah wife an mesel’ How’s abaht ge”in’ yer bottae in gear an’ becomin’ almos’ like a human? Be”er la’e than neva…
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Mrs May’s Magic Money Tree
Dear Mrs May, We have been shaking our Magic Money Tree as per your expert guidance. Something is not right because our 2017 yield appears to be roughly 8,200,000,000% and 150,000,000,000% lower than Her Maj’s and the DUP’s respectively: What are we doing wrong? Maybe we should water it with NHS nurse sweat? Or the…
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Mrs May’s tight spot
Dr Katrijn’s office, how may I help? … Mrs May, please hold. I’ll see if the doctor is available. … Dr Katrijn speaking. Mrs May? … Mrs May, please slow down, I can’t make out a thing you are saying. Take a deep breath. … Yes, you seem to have manoeuvred yourself into a bit…
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In loving defiance
the only answer is love and loving defiance. we don’t answer hate with hate. it stops here. it won’t go anywhere. terrorism, ruling with terror in our hearts is unsustainable. we will celebrate our lost ones and honour them by living well and remembering them, taking them with us in everything we do. in the end,…
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Mrs May feels dishevelled
Dr Katrijn’s office. … Mrs May, you are late for your session. … I see. Yes. … First of all, Mrs May, is this a secure line? Because leaks lead to fake news as you well know. So before we proceed… … Well if you are confident of that working, I have no problem talking to…
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