Tag: video
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Cold War II
Dave, ma’e. If Gorby texts ter say a new Col’ War is on da books, take da man seersly, yeah. ‘e ended da las’ one while you were still tryin’ ter control yer testosterone levels by pullin’ pafe’ic pranks at da Bullin’don Club wif yer measly ma’es. An’ while we’re on da topic: A cold…
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Flying in for brekkers
Nah, we ‘aven” go’ a trampoline. Dose are fer kids, orrite? Mah wife, believe i’ or not, is always fasiunerbly late fer brekkers. No’ dat dis puts me off mah meal or anyfink:
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Bouffe Exclusive: My Headtilt Story
BOUFFE REVEALS THE TRUTH BEHIND HIS HEADTILT ORDEAL – “My world was turned upside down overnight. I owe everything to kale” His publicist sweeps into the room in an undisclosed location enveloped in a cloud of Eau de Bouffe aftershave, and apologises for keeping us waiting for over three hours. Picking off small flecks of…
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It was fun… for about 30 minutes
Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost iFone but da bein’ cleva ladybun she is Katrijn go’ me a black one fer may burfday an’ Ah ‘aven” los’ i’ since in da snow. She go’ da PhD fer a reason, did mah…
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Christmas lunch at the Bunnington Post
What is this? It is a manger. It is not. It is Christmas lunch. snarf Where is the special menu I ordered? Waitress! I want: An ear plug as a starter. Then as my main course, I shall have your wellington boots: And for dessert, bathroom paint. I am certain it is not too much…
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Bouffe’s méthode française
Eh bien, what have we here? It is a food game? For greedy eaters? Qui aiment bouffer?!
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Bouffe’s noisy breakfast
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Grumpy breakfast
Orrite. Wot ‘ave we ‘ere? Looks a bi’ rude, innit? It’s a presen’ from dear frien’s Tia, Mitzi ‘n Flopsy! Nice one, matey! Demolish. ‘trijn me pe’al, come on up ‘n see wot we’ve go’, i’s a rite ole laff ‘n tas’y ter boo’! Whoa ‘trijn me swee’, no need ter ge’ all persessive ova…
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We’re back!
Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous week in our very exclusive spa resort for some well-earned treats and treatments. So relaxed was I after a week for top-notch brekkers and dinners, daily massages and above all, a break from the paps…
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2012 style advice
Yes my dears, by popular demand, here is my slightly belated – apologies darlings! – style advice for 2012. I do wonder if the world of fashion deserves my genius, because despite my best endeavours, I still see scores of UGGly footwear on those dainty feet. When will those lovelies learn that it does not…
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