Christmas lunch at the Bunnington Post

Bouffe considers his Christmas lunch options
Bouffe considers his Christmas lunch options

What is this?

It is a manger.

It is not. It is Christmas lunch.

snarf

Where is the special menu I ordered?

Waitress! I want:

An ear plug as a starter.

Bouffe's starter
Bouffe’s starter

Then as my main course, I shall have your wellington boots:

Bouffe's main course
Bouffe’s main course

And for dessert, bathroom paint.

Bouffe's dessert
Bouffe’s dessert

I am certain it is not too much to ask to have my favourites served to me today. Even the squirrels are feasting!

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Waitress! There’s a poo on my cabbage! Ah, there she is, finally. So good of you to make an appearance.

Christmas brekkers was a pooh-pooh affair
Christmas brekkers was a pooh-pooh affair

What have we here? A Christmas wreath? Smells like alfalfa.

The Christmas wreath finally gets delivered, no thanks to Amazon
The Christmas wreath finally gets delivered, no thanks to Amazon

Not too shabby. Give it here!

Oi!

snarf

Greedy Haas, that’s MY lunch! Move over…

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