The Bunnington Post

Tag: rabbit

  • Haas goes a-lumberjackin’

    ORRITE? So. Mah wife Katrijn an’ Ah ‘ave been busy mowin’ da lawn at da manshiun fer da las’ two weeks or somfink. It’s lookin’ good, mefinks. Yeah? Da waitress ‘as done a sterlin’ job makin’ sure da danderlions are growin’ everywhere dis spring, as apprecia’ed spesh by mah frien’ Bouffe, who’s ‘avin’ a bi’…

  • Uppy eared

    Alors mes chers amis, As you can see I have been very busy lately. Running one’s own consultancy means a lot of responsibility when it comes to innovation, experimentation and self-improvement. Alors. I have decided to pursue my life-long dream of becoming an uppy-eared rabbit. The reason is that uppy eared rabbits seem more popular with the…

  • Noisy eating contest: Coffee vs Bouffe

  • Spring is in the air

  • Putin’s nightmare mayor

    Haas. Snarf, mah pe’al? That’s your Skype ringing. Hm? Oh bollocks. It’s ‘im. Da Impaler Better answer that. His heavies will have told him you’re just lounging. No excuse for not answering Vlad. ORRITE … Sochi. Yeah. Ah’ve ‘eard of it. Ter do wif sports, innit? Erlimpic sumfink or ova. …! Wot? Rainbows? …!? Gay…

  • B for Bouffe

    Eh bien mes amis, I have started the year by resolving to do more bungineering, branch out further into bunstruction and put my talents to use in interior decoration. An excellent combination, quoi? Especially for you my production team has produced the below reportage of me putting my personal stamp on my living space, to…

  • Festive chilling

    So. Advanced chilling was practiced chez Bouffe this Christmas. Most days I lounged for around 22 hours a day and occasionally twitched my nose or moved my whiskers. A few times I rolled onto my back to have my tummy rubbed by my staff for a bit of variety. The remaining time was spent doing…

  • David’s mane

    Pleew dee dee dee… pleew dee dee dee… pleeew dee dee dee deeeeeeewwww… … Katrijn mah pe’al. Pleew dee dee dee… Haas. pleew dee dee dee… When are yer goin’ ter change pleeew dee dee dee deeeeeeewwww… dat unbelieverbly irri’a’in’ ringtone, yeah? snarf! pleew dee dee dee… Haas. pleew dee dee dee… Haas, dear pleew…

  • Paas Haas*

    Snarf Haas! You know it’s Easter when the daffodils are a-twitching with paps trying to get snaps of our first spring frolicks in the grass. And always when I’m moulting, my trousers are at their tattiest and my mane is in knots! Hope they will Photoshop that poo in the corner of my mouth… Oops.…

  • It was fun… for about 30 minutes

    Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost iFone but da bein’ cleva ladybun she is Katrijn go’ me a black one fer may burfday an’ Ah ‘aven” los’ i’ since in da snow. She go’ da PhD fer a reason, did mah…