The Bunnington Post

The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • Help please!

    Delores. We are not being looked after properly! Look at us, left to perish with only an empty food bowl for company. The world needs to learn the truth about our ordeal, our fans have a right to know, they will stage a rescue operation for certain. Honey, move to your right a bit for…

  • A light dusting of nonsense

    Can you not hear that Haas? Listen! … Eh? Wot? Ah ‘ear nuffink like ahtside. Wots dere ter ‘ear me pe’al? … Listen… A very soft tickling on the tarp… ever so soft… I’m sure it’s snowing outside! … Nah. Surely not, me lov’ly fluffy fooflesfuzzfluff! Mmmwaahmmm… Ah thinks da cold is ge’ing ter yer…

  • He’s fibbing!

    You do know he’s fibbing, right? Tell me about Bink. Shivering in his bed on Tuesday morning, not eating, bah, humbug! He was cuddled up to me and my substantial fur until he heard the back door open for the breakfast service. Spent all night complaining about being too old to be outside in winter,…

  • I’ll have what she’s having

    Breakfast? Hm. Not in the mood. But thanks anyway. Broccoli… Maybe later. Spring greens eh? I’ll have a munch for a minute so as to be nice about it. Look, I did you a little poo as well. See? Can I have some of that medicine Delores had? I have a funny tummy…

  • The finer points of hay

    Well, good morning. Let’s have the morning veggies, yes, please serve them in the upstairs breakfast room, thank you. Of course, no breakfast is complete without hay. In fact, one much prefers a good quality hay to a questionable carrot. Let us consider the many benefits of hay. One can choose to stick one’s head…

  • Oooh, matron!

    Hee hee… Katrijn me lass, wot ya doin’ there…? … … Ooh! Hee heeeeee hahhhheee ooooh! How’d ya do that? Very cleva… mmm-m-mmost p-pleasan’…!  Ooohhh!! … TICKLISH!!!  Mwaaaaah… Oooh… ‘trijn… Me luv’ly lass… Mmmmm…. … Wot’s that? Wait hun, Ah finks Ah can hear sumfink ahtside. Oooh! Stop it now, someone’s gonna walk in on…

  • A new dress

    Oooh Bink, look! A bag from one of my favourite shops… I so love continental fashion. Surely she has bought me a new frock? I am sure of it! Ooh, this is too much. It’s been way too long since I had a new dress! Bink, be a dear, have a look for me, I…

  • Just trying out a new look…

    They say stripes are all the rage. Thought I’d give them a go, makes a change from spots right? Delores claims stripes are slimming… Not that I need that of course! I’m not fat, I’m big-maned.

  • Hurry up, waitress!

    What time do you call this anyway? 7:45am on a Wednesday?! Give it here. NOW!

  • The multiple uses of a mane

    Yes, having a mane is a commitment for life. There’s keeping it free from sprigs of hay, flecks of woodchip, making sure it doesn’t get tangled up with the morning veggies, there’s washing, conditioning, styling and flicking it around like a pro during photoshoots. It’s a lot of hard work, being manically equipped, and it…

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