The Bunnington Post

The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • 2011’s first style crime

    Delores! Delores! Delores!! Getcher shapely arse over ‘ere hunnibunch, an’ take a looky a’ dem dese clogfings ova ‘ere. Wot on urf is da waitress wearin’?! Ah mean, even Ah’ve go”a avert me eyes like, ‘n Ahm a geezabun, ‘n all… seersly criminal fashion behaviah, mefinks!

  • Wot?!

    Katrijn me pe’al, did Ah ‘ear dat c’rrec’ly, Ed Milliban’ is offerin’ ter se”le outta cour’ fer an undesclosed sum on da loss of me iFone on condi’ion Ah stop referrin’ ter da issue in da Bunnin’on Pos’. Says da nega’ve perblici’y is ‘avin’ an adverse impac’ on his brovva’s telly career. ‘ow many iFones…

  • Never mind Strictly…

    … ever so 2010. We’re completely over that now, we’ve had quite enough of the swirling and the sequins, thank you. Synchronised hopping is going to conquer the world in the Year of the Rabbit. We’re going for the Synkroniseret Kaninhop Guldmedalje at the Danish Kaninhop Championship in Horsens this year. We find that the…

  • Back from the dead

    Yes, you’ve read that right. I have not at all been well, my dear, dear fans. Thank you so much for the wonderful messages and wishes, which were surely what dragged me through the ordeal of going off my food for almost three hours last Thursday. I know, a very narrow escape, but now that…

  • Ripple bottom

    Mwaaaaaaaaaaaahhmmmwmmmmm sniff smk hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmooohhhhh… Aren’t spring greens ripple bottomly delicious in the morning??

  • David and the crybaby

    Katrijn? Katrijn me pe’al, Dave’s on da blowa fer ya. Ah finks he needs a long ear fer a li”le cry dahn da fone sounds like. … David? Hello David, how are you? Yes, never mind Haas. […] Yes, I’ve seen the headlines too… […] Uh-huh, yes… […] Well, people are expecting a lot from…

  • Dear Editor: VAT

    Dear Editor, What the heck is going on over there in the UK? Did we not read your lips during the elections: No new VAT increase? I have a mind to come on over there and talk some sense into you people if it wasn’t for the new quota restrictions on transatlantic fur ball transport…

  • 2011 Diet, Day Three

    Day Three of the 2011 Diet Revolution and things are tough. I try not to show an interest in breakfast and steel myself each morning to stick to my 2011 Diet, but so far, so Big Breakfast every day. The VAT increase and the ridiculous petrol prices mean we have to cut down on our…

  • No fanks

    1. Ahm not givin’ up’ me daily latte from Cos’a Coffee on me way ter work 2. Ahm not joinin’ a gym, Ahm startin’ one. Give dat lazy waitress a run fer ‘er money, like 3. An’ Ahm defo not goin’ on any healfy diet, orrite! Take dat manky leaf outta me face!

  • New Year’s revolutions

    The Bunnington Post: 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit. How will your influence be felt this year? Haas: Ah predict da Prime Minista is goin’ ter grow long ears ter increase ‘is poli’ical cre’ibili’y. 1 up an ‘ 1 down ear. Dat’s ‘ow Ahm goin’ ter revolutionise poli’ics in 2011. Katrijn: And a beard.…

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