David and the crybaby

Katrijn? Katrijn me pe’al, Dave’s on da blowa fer ya. Ah finks he needs a long ear fer a li”le cry dahn da fone sounds like.

David? Hello David, how are you? Yes, never mind Haas.

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Yes, I’ve seen the headlines too…

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Uh-huh, yes…

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Well, people are expecting a lot from him aren’t they? He has to assert himself. So he’s bound to kick off now

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Yes, I can see why you’re having sleepless nights… Poor Dave! Are you sure you’re OK? You sound terribly tired

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Well. Surely that’s just emotion speaking… You have such responsibilities now. Try and see it from his perspective. Labour is very complex and confusing. And then there was this race in spring that’s still fresh in his memory I’m sure! He had to shake off quite a few competitors to take the lead, remember? And then he comes from such a family as well, people are going to have these huge expectations just because of the surname

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Well, you know what I say to that. Don’t let it get to you. Get your people on that if necessary, but you’ve got to ignore a lot of what’s being said in the press. Focus on the job at hand

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Of course I’m right honey! See? And Gordon himself said so too: it’s the most important job in the world, and now you’ve finally got there yourself! Who’s the daddy now eh? You’ll be just fine my dear…

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You know what, if little Zachary cries that much just wake up Elton and get him to sing him something. He can’t help it if he sleeps through the crying, some fathers just do

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Anything but Candle in the Wind

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Awww darling, of course you can come snorgle my beard anytime you like… Show off your new bundle of joy… Haas and I will be delighted to meet little Furnish-John…

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Love you too, daddy-o!

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