Wot?!

Katrijn me pe’al, did Ah ‘ear dat c’rrec’ly, Ed Milliban’ is offerin’ ter se”le outta cour’ fer an undesclosed sum on da loss of me iFone on condi’ion Ah stop referrin’ ter da issue in da Bunnin’on Pos’.

Says da nega’ve perblici’y is ‘avin’ an adverse impac’ on his brovva’s telly career.

‘ow many iFones can Ah ge’ fer £3.96 plus VAT ‘n minus infla’ion?

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