The Bunnington Post

The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • Walrus

  • Looting gently along

    Yeah. We’re ‘ere abaht da lootin’? Ah didn’ ge’ da messages ‘n stuff cos me iFone was hacked so Ah’ve given up on mobiles, really. Wen is da lootin’ startin’? An’ Ah forgo’ me broom an’ dus’pan, is dat a problem or can Ah ‘ire sum fer da wife ‘n mesel’? Jus’ don’ like bein’…

  • Stuck!

    Ouch!! Pe’al, gizza gen’le shove up da backside, dere’s a good fluffbum, Ah fink me tail’s stuck in da bars once again.

  • Dear Editor: Waitress Training

    Dear friends! How I miss Oxfordshire… it’s wonderful returning to my roots as a Dutch Lop, and I do so love the cycling along the canals of Den Bosch! However, my place of birth will always have a certain pull. Perhaps it’s age catching up with me, but reading about heatwaves in the Oxonian hills…

  • Messy mane = skimpy bikini

    This is not good. Very windy today, but I’ve been tempted out of my shelter with the promise of treats. Of course there’s a pap with a video camera… How I hate being snapped ‘n papped when my mane looks a mess. It’s the equivalent of being humiliated on the pages of Grazia for wearing…

  • Phew

    Can anyone explain to me why it’s boiling hot in here?!

  • Snoozeville

    Dearest Haas, Katrijn, Bink and Delores! Just a quick note from me and the darling wife to let you know we’ve safely moved from the hills of Oxfordshire to Snoozeville, Surrey. Sleepy doesn’t quite cover it – we can’t keep our eyes open in this place! Very relaxing and quiet apart from the hooting owls…

  • Haas on Hare

    Dear Inma’s Vintage Jot Pierce majestic Capt’n sir, Ah got ter give i’ to yer waitress, good finkin’, buyin’ you a practise ‘are. Obvs you are still missin’ an ‘xepshiun’lly importan’ poin’: Do not bury da ‘are Ah repeat: DO NOT BURY DA ‘ARE ‘ares are clausterfobes yeah, an’ dey ‘ave dis diserbilli’y which keeps…

  • Dear Editor: Inma’s Vintage Jot Pierce

    Dear Haas, Thanks for your advice. I set out to take care of all the proper arrangements for a romantic tête-a-tête with Hare without delay. No time to waste. What do you think? Will this meet Hare’s expectations? It has a certain homely feel, don’t you think? I understand crow’s nests are usually located in…

  • Feelin’ hot-hot-hot…

    Nice old heatwave we’ve got going here. Waitress! One IcePod please, and have yourself one while you’re at it. I like to look after my staff… Retention is so much more cost-effective than recruitment and training!

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