The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Harvest time
And so we sashay into autumn without so much as a warning, or so it seems. What about that gale this week?! Katrijn absolutely refused to even sit near the window, the mayhem it was causing her beautiful mane! Poor thing. Things have been hectic here at the BP Newsroom as you can imagine, what…
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Goooooood morning BP!
Yeah. Cut the pleasantries. Where’s my breakfast?! Pretty please…
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Breakfast at Bink’s
Today’s selection includes parsnip, broccoli, celery and fennel as well as a yummy dose of Panacur, Baytril and that lovely treat, penicillin. Because he’s worth it!
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X-ray ears
My darling Bink… We feared he’d been arrested yesterday. He was taken away – I was not allowed to come with him, despite my vigorous protestations – and he texted me half an hour later he was being fingerprinted and about to have his ear x-rayed. His ear x-rayed?! Then, another 45 minutes later he…
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Haas in hiding
He’s done a runner again. Bet he’s bingeing on some grass he doesn’t want to share with me! I can smell it… … a mile away! SNARF! Gotcha mister, hand over the loot…!
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Bink’s tilt
Dear friends! Many thanks for your kind wishes. I am well. A bit dizzy… Of course caused by being dragged off to the vet’s and all that fuss, I am sure of it. He makes my head tilt! I’m enjoying my hay and my dark green veggies. I have my afternoon treats, very nice. It’s…
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Finished the grass…
Weakling grass! Grows too slow for celebuns living in the fast lane. Gimme hay any day!
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Beach ball bears the brunt
I am very upset. My poor Bink is not well. He has been to the vet a few times but he keeps falling over… He’s about as cheerful as always, is my darling Bink, but he’s getting a bit scared running around and playing because he ends up on his side a lot of the…
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The TMF Munch Scale
Our roving reporter, Mitzi, has sent in some pre-approved treats for us to enjoy. She sent us the following report: The contents of this bag are a mix of biscuits of varying shapes and flavours, meeting multi-bun preferences and tastes while remaining suitably attractive. Crunchiness and crumbliness both score high on the TMF (TiaMitziFlopsy) Munch…
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A bum spa
In my quest to lead the field in bum pampering, your intrepid reporter, moi, will stop at nothing to test the latest advancements in bottae beauty treatments. I have reported for an experimental bum cleansing treatment at my waitress’s personal spa to find out more about the so-called ‘shower’, so you don’t have to, my…
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