Looting gently along

Yeah. We’re ‘ere abaht da lootin’? Ah didn’ ge’ da messages ‘n stuff cos me iFone was hacked so Ah’ve given up on mobiles, really. Wen is da lootin’ startin’? An’ Ah forgo’ me broom an’ dus’pan, is dat a problem or can Ah ‘ire sum fer da wife ‘n mesel’?

Jus’ don’ like bein’ lef’ ou’ y’know. Is nice ter be par’ of ‘istory, yeah?

So, wen can we star’? Is jus’, da wife ‘as a mane appoin’men’ she is keen no’ ter miss ternite. Fanks, ma’e!

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