Messy mane = skimpy bikini

This is not good. Very windy today, but I’ve been tempted out of my shelter with the promise of treats. Of course there’s a pap with a video camera…

How I hate being snapped ‘n papped when my mane looks a mess. It’s the equivalent of being humiliated on the pages of Grazia for wearing a skimpy bikini on the beach the morning after a kebab…

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