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The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • Putin’s nightmare mayor

    Haas. Snarf, mah pe’al? That’s your Skype ringing. Hm? Oh bollocks. It’s ‘im. Da Impaler Better answer that. His heavies will have told him you’re just lounging. No excuse for not answering Vlad. ORRITE … Sochi. Yeah. Ah’ve ‘eard of it. Ter do wif sports, innit? Erlimpic sumfink or ova. …! Wot? Rainbows? …!? Gay…

  • Ear it here

    So, now the rest of the world knows: we had Mandela’s ear. Outed by some stressed sculptors! So much for our famous discretion… Mandela statue: Row over rabbit in Nelson’s ear

  • B for Bouffe

    Eh bien mes amis, I have started the year by resolving to do more bungineering, branch out further into bunstruction and put my talents to use in interior decoration. An excellent combination, quoi? Especially for you my production team has produced the below reportage of me putting my personal stamp on my living space, to…

  • A slightly hungover start to 2014

    A very nappy happy New Year to all our loyal followers! May 2014 bring you inspiration, joy, happiness and health in generous doses. The Bunnington Post is in recovery after a week of celebrations and is slowly returning to normal. Morning after scene at the Bunnington Post newsroom: Meanwhile, in the country mansion, a hangover…

  • Festive chilling

    So. Advanced chilling was practiced chez Bouffe this Christmas. Most days I lounged for around 22 hours a day and occasionally twitched my nose or moved my whiskers. A few times I rolled onto my back to have my tummy rubbed by my staff for a bit of variety. The remaining time was spent doing…

  • David’s mane

    Pleew dee dee dee… pleew dee dee dee… pleeew dee dee dee deeeeeeewwww… … Katrijn mah pe’al. Pleew dee dee dee… Haas. pleew dee dee dee… When are yer goin’ ter change pleeew dee dee dee deeeeeeewwww… dat unbelieverbly irri’a’in’ ringtone, yeah? snarf! pleew dee dee dee… Haas. pleew dee dee dee… Haas, dear pleew…

  • The leaves are winning

    Tia. Mitz? Are you getting the impression the leaves are gaining terrain here? Eek! They are… Get them, Agent Flopsy! Ladies, I’m going in…

  • Les vacances de Monsieur Bouffe

    Eh bien my dear friends, I’ve kept you waiting, for which I am truly sorry. You see, I’ve been rather busy with my film career and misleading the paps. So off I went for some quality time with my waiting staff, whom I took with me to Wales to serve me on set while filming…

  • Hamstageddon

  • BAFFLED Labs, Bunstruction Division

    Heatwave or no heatwave, I have work to do. 8:30 Rudely awakened by hapless waitress bringing brekkers. Obligatory wiggle-waggle with the ears and tail to amuse her. 9:06 brekkers out of the way, I position myself on my mat at the bottom of the stairs to guard the letterbox. It is also an excellent spot…

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