The Bunnington Post

Category: Tia and Mitzi

  • Hayday, hayday! Bunny down

    FLOPS! MITZI IS MISSING AT SEA! I can’t see her anywhere! Let’s dig around first before we call the St Bernard next door to find her… Don’t worry Tia. She’s probably fallen over in her excitement or something! See… There she is… Phew!

  • Grumpy breakfast

    Orrite. Wot ‘ave we ‘ere? Looks a bi’ rude, innit? It’s a presen’ from dear frien’s Tia, Mitzi ‘n Flopsy! Nice one, matey! Demolish. ‘trijn me pe’al, come on up ‘n see wot we’ve go’, i’s a rite ole laff ‘n tas’y ter boo’! Whoa ‘trijn me swee’, no need ter ge’ all persessive ova…

  • Hard at work

    Dearest Delores, You poor thing! We wrote immediately when we read about the dreadful Lanvin disaster yesterday. How we share your plight! Doesn’t it strike you how waitresses seem increasingly helpless when it comes to doing their jobs? Ours is currently so clueless that we have started to come to the office with her just…

  • Dear Editor: Harvest Time

    Dear all at the Bunnington Post! Delores’s report on bringing in the lavender harvest the other week got our imagination going. We pestered our waitress until she bought us our very own practice-bush, and the results do not disappoint! We got up early this morning to have plenty of time to develop our technique and…

  • Dear Editor: TMF

    Dear Editor, We were much saddened to hear of our friend Bink’s passing. He shared our fondness for biscuits; he was a bun with very refined tastes. We had much in common: an appreciation of grass, water bowls over bottles and in the case of Tia and Mitzi, ear position. To mark our friendship, we…

  • The TMF Munch Scale

    Our roving reporter, Mitzi, has sent in some pre-approved treats for us to enjoy. She sent us the following report: The contents of this bag are a mix of biscuits of varying shapes and flavours, meeting multi-bun preferences and tastes while remaining suitably attractive. Crunchiness and crumbliness both score high on the TMF (TiaMitziFlopsy) Munch…

  • Phew

    Can anyone explain to me why it’s boiling hot in here?!

  • Bye bye!

    And so it is that after ten days of insightful journalism from Flopsy, Tia and Mitzi we have said our goodbyes for now. So long, and thanks for all the chats!

  • Chatter

    …honestly Katrijn, I marched right out again and I said to Flops, if they give me such bad service at Costa I am just going to go to Starbucks, I said it’s not like Costa coffee grouts are the only kind in the world, you know what I mean? Seersly ‘trijn, the attitude I was…

  • Pool

    Tia. Hm? What do you think of the size of the swimming pool in this place? Dunno. Bit small, maybe?