The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • Never mind

    Castles? Pyramids?! Woteva. Mefinks a week of lyin’ abaht will do dis geezerbun a world of good. Da grass is tas’y enuff, we’re likin’ da grass. Nice view across da valley- tick. Climbin’ rack fer keepin’ fi’ – tick. Chicks on all sides – tick. Sweet.

  • 2011’s first style crime

    Delores! Delores! Delores!! Getcher shapely arse over ‘ere hunnibunch, an’ take a looky a’ dem dese clogfings ova ‘ere. Wot on urf is da waitress wearin’?! Ah mean, even Ah’ve go”a avert me eyes like, ‘n Ahm a geezabun, ‘n all… seersly criminal fashion behaviah, mefinks!

  • Wot?!

    Katrijn me pe’al, did Ah ‘ear dat c’rrec’ly, Ed Milliban’ is offerin’ ter se”le outta cour’ fer an undesclosed sum on da loss of me iFone on condi’ion Ah stop referrin’ ter da issue in da Bunnin’on Pos’. Says da nega’ve perblici’y is ‘avin’ an adverse impac’ on his brovva’s telly career. ‘ow many iFones…

  • Never mind Strictly…

    … ever so 2010. We’re completely over that now, we’ve had quite enough of the swirling and the sequins, thank you. Synchronised hopping is going to conquer the world in the Year of the Rabbit. We’re going for the Synkroniseret Kaninhop Guldmedalje at the Danish Kaninhop Championship in Horsens this year. We find that the…

  • Ripple bottom

    Mwaaaaaaaaaaaahhmmmwmmmmm sniff smk hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmooohhhhh… Aren’t spring greens ripple bottomly delicious in the morning??

  • No fanks

    1. Ahm not givin’ up’ me daily latte from Cos’a Coffee on me way ter work 2. Ahm not joinin’ a gym, Ahm startin’ one. Give dat lazy waitress a run fer ‘er money, like 3. An’ Ahm defo not goin’ on any healfy diet, orrite! Take dat manky leaf outta me face!

  • New Year’s revolutions

    The Bunnington Post: 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit. How will your influence be felt this year? Haas: Ah predict da Prime Minista is goin’ ter grow long ears ter increase ‘is poli’ical cre’ibili’y. 1 up an ‘ 1 down ear. Dat’s ‘ow Ahm goin’ ter revolutionise poli’ics in 2011. Katrijn: And a beard.…

  • Vandals!

    Wouldya look a’ da sta’e of me garden… Vandalism! If Ah could jus’ find me iFone Ah would ring 999 ter ge’ some ‘elp wif ‘un’in’ down da riff-raff wot ransacked me garden yea, ge’ some dus’in’ done fer prints ‘n suchlike, ge’ some DNA samples off dat crap all ova me flower beds yea,…

  • Tupperware challenge

    Waste no’ wotcher wan’ no’

  • Christmas wish

    Oi! Merry Christmas, ORRITE?!