Category: Haas

‘trijn me lovely wife, ‘aven’ seen me iFone in days. Gizza ‘and findin’ it wouldya me sweetpea? Ah remember takin’ a call from Ed Milliband on Fursday rite afta we go’ back from da vet. We was playin’ on da box, rite abou’ ‘ere. An’ ‘ere. An’ ‘ere… An’ ‘ere fer a bi’ as well.…

This one’s for our fans! Yes, we do let our mane down sometimes…

Ooooh, look Haas! Our new pap-deflectors from Bunnifrey have finally arrived. Pretty powerful stuff! No more flash photography. Just fuzzy pictures from now on, ha! Try selling those to The Sun. Nice side effect – stops that draft from messing up my mane. In fact, it’s nice and cosy in here with that on the…

Methinks da wife has a bi’ of a ‘angova from last nite… Bless ‘er beardy mane, she’s positively knackered! ’tis da pogoin’ rite, ya gotta keep it up or ya lose da knack. Bi’ o’ a The Wedding Present fan, is me Katrijn. Ever since da George Best album came out yeah, she been goin’…

Cor blimey Katrijn, look a’ tha’ garden yea, it ain’t ‘alf pre”y in this weafa!

Can you not hear that Haas? Listen! … Eh? Wot? Ah ‘ear nuffink like ahtside. Wots dere ter ‘ear me pe’al? … Listen… A very soft tickling on the tarp… ever so soft… I’m sure it’s snowing outside! … Nah. Surely not, me lov’ly fluffy fooflesfuzzfluff! Mmmwaahmmm… Ah thinks da cold is ge’ing ter yer…

Hee hee… Katrijn me lass, wot ya doin’ there…? … … Ooh! Hee heeeeee hahhhheee ooooh! How’d ya do that? Very cleva… mmm-m-mmost p-pleasan’…!  Ooohhh!! … TICKLISH!!!  Mwaaaaah… Oooh… ‘trijn… Me luv’ly lass… Mmmmm…. … Wot’s that? Wait hun, Ah finks Ah can hear sumfink ahtside. Oooh! Stop it now, someone’s gonna walk in on…

Ah love me Katrijn, ah does. She’s fuffy ‘n warm like, wif mane like a fella’s neva before seen. Dere’s ju’ one lickle detail rite, bovvers me a’ feedin’ time. Da lady likes a bogie.