The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • Bad fur day

    Oh, poor Haas’s rep is going to suffer. A pap in the country den! His fur is all over the place. He’s not going to like the front page tomorrow… Best book him in with my furologist ASAP. Snorgle..

  • Battle tank forward!

    Huh? Oh. Outta pe’rol. Can” afford i’ anymore dem dese days. Dis ole fing does abaht 2 miles to da gallon… Ah’ll jus’ sit ‘ere channelin’ me inner Libyan rebel instead, mefinks

  • Cloaking Device 2.0

    Haas, what’s this thing? Looks like a cloaking device of some kind. What do you reckon? Defini’ely iffy. It jus’ appeared outta nowhere dinnit? Although, mefinks da waitress ‘as somfink ter do wif it. Is i’ a hoomin cloakin’ device?

  • Haas eats anything

    Bi’ o’ grass, nice like Bi’ o’ spring greens, yumm Clovves pins? No fanks.

  • Waitress! … Waitress?

    ‘aven’ seen our waitress all weekend rite, da wife ‘n mesel’ ‘ave been doin’ some finkin’ yeah… We reckon she’s done a runner on accoun’ of our breakfast habit. Ah mean ter say dat of’enlike we struggle ter keep fings civilised when da good stuff is served early in da mornin’… but unfortuna’ely we fail…

  • Engineer this!

    Haas. Haas! The lift is broken again. See? Doesn’t work. Have to climb the stairs again. Look! Please, can you fix it, pretty, pretty please? My fluffy bum is too delicate to have to be doing with stairs… Is it serious? Can you fix it??

  • A Bink fix

    Rite. Mereckons i”s time we sor’ed Bink’s Cloakin’ Device one ‘n fer all. Ah’ve ‘ad enuff a’ lookin’ a’ me mate all sad ‘n depressed ova dis ‘ere faul’y device ‘n poor cussemer service from Bunnifrey. Make a grown geezerbun cry lookin’ a’ ‘im, been fru a lot, ‘as Bink, is abaht time ‘e ‘ad…

  • Strictly a mess

    We need to get some Kaninhop training in. C’mon Haas! Damn. Ah wos ‘avin’ a nice ole time playin’ wif da Cloakin’ Device, orrite?! sigh… Oh Haas… Aim, accelerate and then hopp hopppphopppp, not right, then left and wallop… It’s not supposed to be a waltz… It’s Kaninhop, not Strictly! Try again, OK? Ok, let’s…

  • Beats a garden gnome…

    Now then Haas, we must start thinking about what we’re going to do with the country mansion this summer. I think we could do with some new garden ornaments, what do you think? DANGER! Mefinks da wife is finkin’ of gettin’ a garden gnome… No accountin’ fer taste… Ah reckon da best tactic is ter…

  • Lappish Lagomorph

    Brillian’ spa we an’ da wife ‘ad our break a’ las’ week. Got me daily cu”le ‘n massage, got me excercise in da garden, an’ da food wos plen’iful tas’y too. Lo’s a time wif da fluffy ‘trijn as well, Ah can ‘onestly says da sta’e of me marriage ‘asn’ been be”er as a resul’!…