Category: Flopsy
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Goodbye, dear Flopsy
Cardinal Flopsy, close confidant of Pope Francis and driving force behind the recent papal encyclical on climate change, has died after a short illness. Flopsy, who was also a well-known lagomorph bungineer specialising in earthworks, had been mourning the loss of his two wives, Tia and Mitzi since last year. Although according to his waitress he…
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Goodbye, dear Tia
Bunnington Post guest reporter Tia, who has tragically died while negotiating the release of canine hostages from a siege situation in an undisclosed location in Bicester, was a fearless campaigner for lagomorph rights. Born into a dynasty of jail breakers, Tia used her natural camouflage to smuggle the oppressed and persecuted out of dangerous situations.…
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The leaves are winning
Tia. Mitz? Are you getting the impression the leaves are gaining terrain here? Eek! They are… Get them, Agent Flopsy! Ladies, I’m going in…
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Hamstageddon
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Holiday, celebun style
Tia. Flops. Hm? MitziBitzi…? I think I see one. See what? A pap. Behind the fence. Telelens. Just stepped on one of Haas’s perimeter defenses. Snarf! Even the Bunnington Post News Room can be infiltrated it seems…
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Flopsy: My Conclave
Lagomorph Cardinal Flopsy reveals all that went on behind the closed doors of the papal conclave 11 Feb Aaargh. Who moved my parsnip? 11 Feb [later] Oh. 12 Feb I cannot find my cardinal’s hat? Where is my cardinal’s hat. Tia. TIA! What do you know about my cardinal’s hat missing? Oh. So not good.…
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This much I know: Flopsy
Carpets are a good thing. They lend the mansion that cosy feel, especially after bunstruction. A waitress is for life, not just for Easter is what I say. Waitress training is a long and arduous process, but rewarding in the end. You can’t put a price on getting served your favourite brekkers on the dot…
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Dear Editor: My Valentines
Dear Bouffe, Haas and Katrijn! All day I have been marvelling at the antics of waiting staff everywhere, who seem to be in a cheesy state of excitement over what they refer to as ‘Valentine’s Day’. Amusing behaviours include buying non-edible flowers, fretting over appearances and sending instead of chewing and tossing postcards. It has…
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It was fun… for about 30 minutes
Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost iFone but da bein’ cleva ladybun she is Katrijn go’ me a black one fer may burfday an’ Ah ‘aven” los’ i’ since in da snow. She go’ da PhD fer a reason, did mah…
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