The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • Goodbye, dear Tia

    Bunnington Post guest reporter Tia, who has tragically died while negotiating the release of canine hostages from a siege situation in an undisclosed location in Bicester, was a fearless campaigner for lagomorph rights. Born into a dynasty of jail breakers, Tia used her natural camouflage to smuggle the oppressed and persecuted out of dangerous situations.…

  • When Bink met Delores

    Today is not only the anniversary of the very first edition of The Bunnington Post, it is also when Bink met Delores. In an emotional tribute to our sadly departed founding editors the Bunnington Post brings you exclusive, never before seen footage of the very first time Bink met Delores… and made her the queen…

  • Claim your free month before midnight!

    Indeed, it is not too late, order before midnight* and you can still get your hands on your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 Calendar and get January 2014 – completely free! Be the envy of your friends and family and get your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar now!…

  • Out now: the official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar!

    Yes indeed and truly bang on time for the unveiling of the New Year, we present to you with pride and pleasure: The Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar! Packed with beautiful pictures of your intrepid lagomorph reporters, this calendar has been designed to help you organise your life. With this exclusive, limited edition calendar you…

  • Now then…

    … The Bunnington Post has suffered the loss of three of its closest friends, and has spent the summer coming to terms with it all. Nothing stays the same, but what remains are the memories of the good times, and the conviction that we are about to create many more. So, in that vein, the…

  • Thank you

    From our editor Katrijn additional reporting by Haas and Bouffe Dear friends, Thank you all very much for your kind messages. They have cheered us up enormously while we are dealing with the terrible sadness and the Delores-shaped hole which so suddenly appeared in our newsroom and mansion. The hutch next door is empty and…

  • Obituary: Delores

    Founding editor of The Bunnington Post Delores once said, ‘everything tastes as good as big bottae feel’, so single-handedly starting a celebrity trend celebrating the curvy rear. As the campaign gathered pace and went viral, more celebrities spoke out in admiration of Delores’s famed physique, and many a famous visitor made the pilgrimage to the…

  • Goodbye, dear Delores

    Delores February 2002-2nd July 2012

  • Dr Delores Celebrity Counselling

    Hello? … Tom, dahling. I thought you might call. … Yes, dreadful news… So sorry to hear it. How are you feeling my dear? … Brad and Angelina’s wedding. I see. … November, is it? No, that’s not too soon I would think. … Hmm… Sounds like that is a problem for you… How big…

  • Birthday Honour for Delores

    Delores has been made a Sergeant the Order of Spinach in the Queen’s Birthday Honours list. She has been awarded the honour for her work promoting the vegetable, and her contributions to the emerging art of bunstructing. Delores was not available for comment, as she was busy trying on her new dress.