Category: Dear Editor
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Dear Editor: Jot
Dear Editor, Is Haas available for executive coaching, and if so, what are his rates? I am a struggling dog who is underperforming in the cross-species dating department and I would like to learn how to catch up with a hare which has been frequenting my garden. It keeps me awake at night that I…
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Dear Editor: VAT
Dear Editor, What the heck is going on over there in the UK? Did we not read your lips during the elections: No new VAT increase? I have a mind to come on over there and talk some sense into you people if it wasn’t for the new quota restrictions on transatlantic fur ball transport…
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親愛なるエディタ
我々は、Okunoshima島大ファンBunningtonポストからウサギ！毎日読んでください！冒険デローリスは、Katrijn、ハース、Binkの非常に良いです！とても素敵な物語です！我々は、イギリス大好き！ iPhone上で我々は、Googleの翻訳アプリ！ ごあいさつ私たちの兄弟姉妹のみなさん！ Okunoshimaバニーファミリー Translation: Dear editor, We bunnies from Okunoshima Island big fans Bunnington Post! Read every day! Adventures Delores, Katrijn, Haas, Bink is very good! Is very wonderful stories! We love England! We Google Translate app on iPhone! Greetings our brothers and sisters! Okunoshima bunny family
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Dear Editor: Ancestry
Dear Editor, I am so excited about finding my cousin Katrijn in the pages of the Bunnington Post. Katrijn, your mother’s mother was from Brackley originally before she moved to Bicester where you were born, and the Brackley clan had moved there from Kettering in 2006. That was because your great-great-grandfather had walked out on…
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Dear Editor: Traction
Dear Editor, Does Delores offer technical support by correspondence? I have a persistent problem with traction during my digging activities in Michigan and have noticed such problems are a rarity in Oxfordshire. I think my problem is best illustrated by some recent footage. Sincerely, Gozer the Destructor Michigan, US
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Dear Editor: By George!
Dear Editor, By George does Delores know how to dig! Good for you old gal. Do you remember your dear friend from back in the day Delores? It’s me, George! I can see you haven’t lost your stripes just yet, hee hee hee, I know how you got yours… Well, I guess it’s nice to…
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Dear Editor
Dear Editor, How terribly upsetting to read about Bink’s misfortune with his intergalactic purchase of a Cloaking Device. What on Earth is happening with good old fashioned customer service? Freckles and I order our own Cloaking Anti Matter each winter and it’s fair to say that it’s hit and miss whether the purchase materialises at…
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Letter to the Editor
Dear Editor, We have been following the latest developments on the terrible illness that has befallen our comrade Haas with growing concern. The news that Haas has been diagnosed with Encephalitozoon Cuniculi and a staphyloccoccus sp negative overgrowth has taken us several days to recover from. Can we be so bold as to enquire whether…
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Letters to the Editor
Dear Editor, I commend the efforts of your investigative journalists, Marmalade and Coffee. Their achievements in the fast-moving digging industry are an example to all. I have always known that digging in the rain beats singing in the rain hands-down. It is wonderful to see this fascinating profession highlighted in such an admirable way. Should…
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