Dear Editor,
By George does Delores know how to dig! Good for you old gal. Do you remember your dear friend from back in the day Delores? It’s me, George! I can see you haven’t lost your stripes just yet, hee hee hee, I know how you got yours…
Well, I guess it’s nice to see you all settled down with Bink, who does seem like a really nice chap. If you’re ever, ahem, in the area however, I wouldn’t mind sharing my favourite planter with you! Just like the good old days eh? Hah!
Well, must dash, I’m on the trail of some intact tulip bulbs just asking to be destroyed. Tally-ho DD!
George
The Bunnington Post 