Category: Bunny posts
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Yes, well… I’ve been busy, quoi?
Pff. Stop fretting people, reports of my permanent move to beyond the rainbow are blatantly untrue. This ladybun has simply been too busy to post, and frankly, can you blame me? There’s the whole being fabulous thing, which is as we all know a full-time occupation in itself. Pulling it off nicely though, am I…
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How I got 700,000 disapprovers to march
So I have a lot of friends, and a useful proportion of them decided to make some signs, get their flags out and descend on London to march towards the Houses of Parliament to explain my thoughts on Brexit to the world. Aren’t they the cutest? There were a few who quoted hair appointments (totally…
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Dr Katrijn will see you now
My dear friends, It has been a crazy summer so far and I have missed you all. You can probably imagine how busy it has been, what with hopeless mental patients such as David, Boris and Theresa on my books, and now the diplomatic-marital crisis of Jeremy H to treat. I have also had an…
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Obituary: Haas
Haas, Bunstructioneer extraordinaire best known for his tunnelling prowess and astute political commentary, died suddenly at the age of 11 earlier this month. As a youngster, Haas fell in with the wrong crowd in Banbury, Oxfordshire, a national hotspot for lagomorph delinquency with worryingly high reoffending rates that continue to spiral out of control under…
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Mrs May gives up
Good afternoon, Professor Katrijn’s Bunstructive-Developmental Clinic for the Democratically Deluded, Politically Preposterous and Celebritially Challenged, how may I direct your call? … I am afraid Dr Katrijn is in an emergency call with another client right now, may I ask her to ring you as soon as she is free? … I see- … Unfortunately I…
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A brief interruption
Like Hillary Clinton, I stick to a rigorous nap schedule in order to preserve my grande dame fabulousness. However, when duty calls I will graciously rise to the occasion. Quite literally. Snorgles, dahlings.
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Meanwhile, in Amsterdam…
Orrite, Cousin Haas? Look at this lawn, yeah, it’s the good stuff. We like it a lot. Plenty of space to boss peeps around and such, bit of hanging around commenting on best and worst dressed, sloppiest bicycling or award for carrying the most kids/shopping bags/beer crates on a single bike being ridden, that sort…
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A serene spring scene
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#WheresWaiter
He’s done a runner again, hasn’t he? No waiter since Sunday. Yeah. Looks like i’, mah pe’al. Who abducted him this time?
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RANSOM NOTE
PE’AL! Ah bun can” even ‘ave a quiet’ poo dese days wifaht a dellivvery yeah Look a’ i’, if i’ ain” a ransom no’e fer da wai’er Oooh, about time I should think. What do they say? WHAT? Seriously? A waiter doing science, never mind hardcore? Outrageous. He can’t even serve a carrot in the…
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