Category: Bouffe
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Marty throws a (podiatry) party
Bouffe my man, yo yo yo! Roll on by my crib homes, I got da cure man, I got da cure! [?] Marty? Marty my friend? How pleasurable to see you! Pleasant, I meant. Are you well? The slang… It’s not, how do I say, how I know you… Oooh Bouffe, do you think it’s…
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Microlamb, the intrepid reporter
Our international campaign to bring human waiting staff up to a globally recognised standard has received a boost with the arrival of Microlamb this week. Microlamb deployed the very useful tactic of being an Invisible Twin and being born unexpectedly – the ultimate mystery shopping device. Barely had she downed her first bottle of milk,…
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Bouffe the Undead
What do you mean, R.I.P. Bouffe. Chillax.
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How to Train Your Waitress, part I
Brought to you by BAFFLED Labs Founder and CEO, Bouffe Welcome to my new educational workshop for lagomorphs, How To Train Your Waitress. For our first workshop we will be exploring techniques and the importance of your waitress/waiter understanding reciprocity. Most waiters and waitresses will fairly quickly learn the basics of stroking direction and appropriate…
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Sunday service
Waitress! I’d like my brekkers in my new favourite spot. A bit bored with going all the way into the kitchen to nosebump your ankles each morning. I’m not here to work!
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BAFFLED Labs Plc
I am in business. Now that I have given up my French passport for good and turned down Vlad’s dodgy Russian one – who wants to be a Russian Lop anyway?! – it is time to announce my new venture to the world: BAFFLED Labs Plc Lagomorphonics in the Fast Lane Together with my friends Haas and…
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Claim your free month before midnight!
Indeed, it is not too late, order before midnight* and you can still get your hands on your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 Calendar and get January 2014 – completely free! Be the envy of your friends and family and get your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar now!…
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Christmas lunch at the Bunnington Post
What is this? It is a manger. It is not. It is Christmas lunch. snarf Where is the special menu I ordered? Waitress! I want: An ear plug as a starter. Then as my main course, I shall have your wellington boots: And for dessert, bathroom paint. I am certain it is not too much…
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Out now: the official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar!
Yes indeed and truly bang on time for the unveiling of the New Year, we present to you with pride and pleasure: The Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar! Packed with beautiful pictures of your intrepid lagomorph reporters, this calendar has been designed to help you organise your life. With this exclusive, limited edition calendar you…
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Bouffe’s méthode française
Eh bien, what have we here? It is a food game? For greedy eaters? Qui aiment bouffer?!
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