Tag: goodbye

  • Obituary: Katrijn

    Obituary: Katrijn

    Trailblazing Professor Katrijn treated many politically preposterous politicians during her long life.

  • Goodbye, dear Haas

    Goodbye, dear Haas

    Haas 2007 – 2nd May 2018

  • Goodbye, dear Latte

    Goodbye, dear Latte

    Master Zenbun Latte, husband of Frappe and spiritual guide of the Greater London area has died at the weekend after enduring a short illness. Latte, whose age was shrouded in mystery as befitted his station as Celestial Lagomorph Zen Master of the 19th generation, lived a fulfilling life of contemplation and munching. Latte’s favourite pass time was…

  • Goodbye, dear Expresso

    Bunnington Post guest editor Expresso, known for his astute observations of human-lagomorph relations and equal rights campaigns in later life, passed away peacefully last month. Starting out in life as a builder with his own blossoming bunstruction company, Expresso met the recently bereaved Coffee while working on a project, and moved in with her soon after…

  • Goodbye, dear Flopsy

    Cardinal Flopsy, close confidant of Pope Francis and driving force behind the recent papal encyclical on climate change, has died after a short illness. Flopsy, who was also a well-known lagomorph bungineer specialising in earthworks, had been mourning the loss of his two wives, Tia and Mitzi since last year. Although according to his waitress he…

  • Obituary: Delores

    Founding editor of The Bunnington Post Delores once said, ‘everything tastes as good as big bottae feel’, so single-handedly starting a celebrity trend celebrating the curvy rear. As the campaign gathered pace and went viral, more celebrities spoke out in admiration of Delores’s famed physique, and many a famous visitor made the pilgrimage to the…

  • Goodbye, dear Delores

    Delores February 2002-2nd July 2012

  • Goodbye dear Bink

    Bink’s last afternoon Munching on clover Cuddles from Delores Favourite treats Tired and taking a tumble Bink’s last portrait Bink 27 September 2003-15 September 2011 Adored companion of Spoon (d. 23 December 2008) and Delores Much missed by many more