Eh bien mes amis, I have started the year by resolving to do more bungineering, branch out further into bunstruction … More
Heatwave or no heatwave, I have work to do. 8:30 Rudely awakened by hapless waitress bringing brekkers. Obligatory wiggle-waggle with … More
Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost … More
I am in business. Now that I have given up my French passport for good and turned down Vlad’s dodgy Russian … More
I could go up the stairs. Not allowed I could jump on the sofa. Forbidden I could disconnect the phone. … More
All achieved by 7am.
Well, I am going to have to redecorate when Bouffe moves in with me, aren’t I? There is no way … More
I’m busy. I’m busy. I’m busy digging! Go away Bink, you’re messing up the system…