The Bunnington Post

Tag: bunstruction

  • B for Bouffe

    Eh bien mes amis, I have started the year by resolving to do more bungineering, branch out further into bunstruction and put my talents to use in interior decoration. An excellent combination, quoi? Especially for you my production team has produced the below reportage of me putting my personal stamp on my living space, to…

  • BAFFLED Labs, Bunstruction Division

    Heatwave or no heatwave, I have work to do. 8:30 Rudely awakened by hapless waitress bringing brekkers. Obligatory wiggle-waggle with the ears and tail to amuse her. 9:06 brekkers out of the way, I position myself on my mat at the bottom of the stairs to guard the letterbox. It is also an excellent spot…

  • It was fun… for about 30 minutes

    Yeah. Medid likes da snow ter be hones’, Ah used ter dig aroun’ in i’ tryin’ ter fin’ mah lost iFone but da bein’ cleva ladybun she is Katrijn go’ me a black one fer may burfday an’ Ah ‘aven” los’ i’ since in da snow. She go’ da PhD fer a reason, did mah…

  • BAFFLED Labs Plc

    I am in business. Now that I have given up my French passport for good and turned down Vlad’s dodgy Russian one – who wants to be a Russian Lop anyway?! – it is time to announce my new venture to the world: BAFFLED Labs Plc Lagomorphonics in the Fast Lane Together with my friends Haas and…

  • Risk assessment

    I could go up the stairs. Not allowed I could jump on the sofa. Forbidden I could disconnect the phone. Deeply unappreciated by waiter and waitress I could sit on the dining room table. Frowned upon I could bunstruct the laundry basket Upsets waiting staff I could redecorate the bathroom with loo paper. Total bathroom…

  • Bunstruction

    All achieved by 7am.

  • Domestic Delores

    Well, I am going to have to redecorate when Bouffe moves in with me, aren’t I? There is no way I am going to welcome him into my mansion without making him feel at home. I am a bun of refined tastes as my dear fans know. And I do know how to match my…

  • Bossy Delores

    I’m busy. I’m busy. I’m busy digging! Go away Bink, you’re messing up the system…