The Bunnington Post

Tag: bunny

  • Dr Katrijn Ph.D

    Oooh, you must be wondering why I have been a bit quiet on the reporting front lately. Yesyes, I have certainly received your fanmail asking for more! And no, reports of my retirement from the BP are exaggerated. Well, I can now reveal all, which is that I have been very busy with my research…

  • Risk assessment

    I could go up the stairs. Not allowed I could jump on the sofa. Forbidden I could disconnect the phone. Deeply unappreciated by waiter and waitress I could sit on the dining room table. Frowned upon I could bunstruct the laundry basket Upsets waiting staff I could redecorate the bathroom with loo paper. Total bathroom…

  • Four more ears

    Barack is fortunate that I didn’t insist on Romney using my mane stylist. Really Haas, I’m not exaggerating, that boy owes me.

  • Mitt Skype Haas

    Yeah. Haas ‘ere. ‘ello. Pron’o! Moshi moshi! … ? Oi! Speak up willya, can’ ‘ear a fink like dis. … Mi’ mah ma’e. … Nah, is a figgere of speach orrite, Ahm not yer ma’e, so don’ get carried away ova a bi’ o’ ‘ybrid Pira’es o’ Penzance/Cockney Rhymin’ Slang … Is blowin’ a gale…

  • Barack Skype Bouffe

    Bouffe… Pick up, Bouffe. I need you! Ben, oui? Baraque? It’s you? Bouffe, my man! What a relief. I’m in a bit of a pickle here… No, it’s not Sandy the Storm. We can cope with that, we’re Americans… It’s the women’s vote. The ladies give you trouble…? I know you worked wonders with Sarkozy…

  • Still Life, by Bouffe

  • Hayday, hayday! Bunny down

    FLOPS! MITZI IS MISSING AT SEA! I can’t see her anywhere! Let’s dig around first before we call the St Bernard next door to find her… Don’t worry Tia. She’s probably fallen over in her excitement or something! See… There she is… Phew!

  • World Animal Day 2012

    Eh bien! What I see here? It is waitress bearing a present from my dear friends Haas and Katrijn! It is a special day today after all. Celebrations all around! Oooh, it is a chew toy! Very useful things. Must remind myself to pick up and bang against cage repeatedly at 3am to attract attention…

  • The Bouffe Pattern

  • Starvation

    Haas, I am most vexed. This is very upsetting! Look at what that waitress has done to our beautiful mansion! Before: With lush grass to nibble on and frolick in… And now… …and our pitiful grass: How will we live, Haas? She has cut the grass! She has trimmed the lavender bushes! She has pulled…