Dave, ma’e. If Gorby texts ter say a new Col’ War is on da books, take da man seersly, yeah. … More
BOUFFE REVEALS THE TRUTH BEHIND HIS HEADTILT ORDEAL – “My world was turned upside down overnight. I owe everything to … More
What is this? It is a manger. It is not. It is Christmas lunch. snarf Where is the special menu … More
Eh bien, what have we here? It is a food game? For greedy eaters? Qui aiment bouffer?!
Orrite. Wot ‘ave we ‘ere? Looks a bi’ rude, innit? It’s a presen’ from dear frien’s Tia, Mitzi ‘n Flopsy! … More
Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous … More
Yes my dears, by popular demand, here is my slightly belated – apologies darlings! – style advice for 2012. I … More
I’m busy. I’m busy. I’m busy digging! Go away Bink, you’re messing up the system…