The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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The wee bun
Nothing is quite as refreshing as weeing on the lawn. There’s something about the smell of damp grass that is inspirational. Still, got to be considerate and find a quiet spot so as not to make a mess. Ooh! What’s that? A poltergeist on the lawn!! Whole pieces of carrot being lifted into the air…
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Limousine service
With celebrity status come some perks, of course. Travelling to one’s country retreat in style is certainly one of those! Gone are the days of being grabbed and carried like a baby… Shame our Teleport is still in beta phase. Still, the latest in bun-carriers is of course the least to expect.
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Haas, the meercat of Oxfordshire
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A bun to rest me chin on
Ah, I do like a bit of quali’y time wif the missus me, nice ol’ cuddle on the grass does me good. Show appreciation ‘n all towards the lady right? Do a bit of groomin’ while I’m at it, she likes the odd lick on the ear. I ‘ave to say, I ain’t never had…
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Wardrobe update
Ooh, I am very excited indeed about the new Lanvin collection for spring/Summer 2010. Black is sooo 2009… Gathers and drapes are so flattering on the fuller figure. I daresay I am quite ready to experiment a little with those lovely one-shoulder affairs too, oh yes, ever so chic. Spotted a very cute silk floral…
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Congestion
Pompompom, I do like a bit of pipe action, yes I do. You never know, you might find something to eat halfway down, or on the other side. Always worth investigating, right? What’s that sniffing my arse? Can’t see a thing. Hard work you know, living with a Secret Invisible Super Bun, or whatever breed…
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Red alert
From our reporter – All buns are on high alert after a winged predator was spotted in the skies over Oxfordshire. A red kite has been seen soaring over the hills and valleys of the county, apparently taking a keen interest in the inhabitants of the Bunny Realm. Delores is convinced that the kite is…
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Where are Coffee and Marmalade?
The hutches are gone. The pen is empty. No-one is playing with the pipe. Where are Coffee and Marmalade?
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The State of the Lawn address 2010
Madame Katrijn, vice-president Bink, distinguished dwellers of the rabbit hutches and fellow garden users, The state of the lawn is appalling. We are finishing a difficult winter. We have come through a difficult year. But a new spring is coming, and a new year stretches before us. We won’t dig up the lawn. I won’t…
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Haas’s Great Escape
Reuters – riot police were summoned to an address in Oxfordshire after reports of an escaped geezerbun were received from concerned residents. Upon arrival it became clear that a bun fitting the description of Haas had indeed escaped his pen and was circling a second pen. Unconfirmed sources say that this pen contained Bink and…
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