The Bunnington Post

The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens

  • This Much I Know: Bink

    Bink, 7, on interplanetary travel and widowhood With being invisible comes great responsibility. I was born this way so I have always known this. I love sneaking up on Delores when she sleeps, but I do get the odd whack around the head.  She usually misses though, because I’m fast as well as invisible. My…

  • To moult or not to moult

    Oooh, I don’t know… Shall I get rid of the extensions, Snog, Marry Avoid-style?  I mean, I do like my mane, it makes me into who I am, and I do think that it has a very welcome slimming effect.  Married life is not good for the waistline, you know. Lots of work, too, keeping…

  • This Much I Know: Haas

    Haas, age undisclosed, on Prince William and interior design It ain’t ‘alf bad being a spoken for bun. I’ve quite happily left my wild years behind and settled down wif me missus, who also happens to be the softest bun for miles.  How I know this?  Now that would be tellin’ eh? Sleeping rough ain’t…

  • How to rumble an invisible bun

    Fight over dinner.  Easy.  Evidence: Loud smacking and slurping Food disappearing Being shoved by a furry nose And then afterwards, a warm presence cuddling up to my left, growing heavier by the minute, contented sighs and finally, snoring.

  • Pin up

    Shame I’m invisible.  I’m sure I’d look exceedingly cute in this picture. *sigh*. Hazard of the job I suppose… The world will never know how handsome I actually am.

  • Hey shorty

    Who’re ya callin’ short, eh?  Eh?  EH??  Well?  WELL?!? Gizzan excuse, ORRITE, find out whose thump is da biz. That’s right, who ya gonna bring now, big fella?

  • This Much I Know: Katrijn

    The Lionhead, 2, on marriage, football and super spies Broccoli tastes vile first thing in the morning but the experience improves as the day wears on.  Baffling, really. Marriage is bad for interior decorating. Haas is such a romantic soul, digging me a new tunnel every day but his toilet habits are disgusting. Plus he…

  • Choice and Control

    From our reporter – Discerning buns are demanding more choice and control over breakfast.  Personalisation of meals and individual menus are just a few of the changes rabbits in England can expect under the new government concordat, Putting Rabbits First. Rabbits have rapidly become the companion of choice for many people fed up with scooping…

  • Sniff off!

    Paps in the hutch at lunchtime.  How much does a bun have to put up with in this place? Sniff off!!

  • Yum yum, give me sum

    Parsnip carrot carrot!

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